toyota:

white person: I am sorry I killed your natives & enslaved your ancestors, I was hacked

I absolutely hate it when I find what I think is a jawbreaker and it’s actually a gumball.

So I bought these tiny aliens from someone on Ebay and I included a message of ‘Please make sure to include one of the aliens with the bow, that’s the only reason I’m buying!’

AND THEY INCLUDED BOTH BOW ALIENS THEY HAD AND RETURNED THE MOST OF MY MONEY AND LIKE.

WOW THAT WAS SO NICE OF THEM

Reason number one to not give me access to character creators.

drink slim fast it will fill you up they said

two hours later im hungrier then before.

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closes one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one in…

Back in 1999 my parents bought this Beanie Baby club thing with a Beanie Baby in it called Clubby II, and they never let me open it since they assumed it would eventually go up in value.

I went on Ebay to see how much it was selling for. They bought it for 19.99$, and it is selling for half of that, if not less, excluding shipping. I am laughing.

Animal Caretaker Fluttershy

Fluttershy and Angel.

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

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Like whenever i play any of the Asura personal story missions i just like, get so frustrated with the Asuras. Like even Zojja is a fucking prick because she’s like “Yeah, I was kinda hoping you died so I wouldn’t have to tell you that you’r krewe leader betrayed you and is gonna kill your friend!!!”.

Like, I think the Asura is the only species where both the majority and the evil splinter group are both dickheads.

Humans have Bandits and Separatists.
Norn have Sons of Svanir
Sylvari have the Nightmare Court
Charr have Blood Legion and Renegades
Asura have the Inquest

Like, with all the evil splinter groups, it’s easy to tell man, they’re suppose to be fucking evil. But with the Asura they’re such a fucking grey area because CLEARLY THE INQUEST ARE EVIL AND KILL PEOPLE FOR FUN BUt normal Asura not part of the inquest are all so fucking rude because it seems normal for their society

Like they value experiments over other people, as long as you don’t kill them on purpose. Like, from what I got from the personal stories, there don’t seem to really be any laws? The Council doesn’t seem to give a fuck, and they’re often corrupt themselves. And clearly they don’t care too much about the Inquest because the Inquest are sometimes in plain daylight walking around? Like, there are Inquest right outside Rata Sum trying to recruit freaking children, and none of the Peacemakers tell them to shove off, but if you kill them no one cares either???????

LIKE MAN, THE INQUEST ARE EVIL BUT ITS SCARY BECAUSE THEYRE ALSO REALLY INVOLVED IN THE GOVERNMENT/POLITICS OF ASURANS. LIKE, all the other groups live secluded away or they try to hide, and the Inquest are just like ‘LOLNOPE’

The only other group that isn’t hiding would have to be Sons of Svanir, and that’s only because they FUCKING CLAIMED A CAVE IN THE NORN CAPITAL AND NO ONE HAS EVICTED THEIR ASSES LIKE

THERE ARE NO OTHER GROUPS HIDING IN THE CAPITAL IN PLAIN SIGHT BUT THE SONS OF SVANIR JUST CLAIMED A HUGE CAVE FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

Speaking of Guild Wars 2, Asura are such fucking pricks and I love it. Like, my god they’re such shit heads and have huge egos and like, my god.

They just, expect everyone to understand what they’re saying and don’t understand when other people don’t understand things they think is easy? Like, there’s one mission where an Asura krewe is interviewing and testing Skritt.

If you don’t know what Skritt are they’re basically hive mind rats. Two Skritt are smarter then one Skritt, and three Skritt are smarter then two Skritt. This is because they can talk really fast and convey information super fast. A huge colony of Skritt can rival the intellect of Asura (Who seem to be naturally born smart), and can even be a threat.

As soon as Skritt are separated, they seem to lose their intelligence, however.

But anyway! When the Asura krewe is interviewing Skritt, they’re basically asking them really hard questions like “Do you know what this transfluxor compositor does and how it works” and the Skritt don’t understand. They get annoyed at the Skritt for not understanding what an air molecule is or what the heck is fuchsia. 

And Asura don’t just do it to Skritt. They have short tempers and often come off very rude to other species, and my god I love them so much. They’re such fucking jerks because all they want to do is study and experiment and they’re such adorable fucking pricks.

animefan214:

This is so beautiful!
<3 ^_^ <3 

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