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chickenn-nuggets:

chickenn-nuggets:

I closed the usual door on the bird cage and opened the tiny one 

and the girl bird figured it out and is sitting on top of the cage contentedly while the boy bird is sitting there screaming for me to take him out

and if that isn’t the truest shit you ever heard you’re lying

SHE SAT THERE SHOWING HIM THE DOOR ANDHES STILL SITTING THERE YELLING FOR ME TO TAKE HIM OUT??

  #birds    #i am laughing  

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

  #nsfw  
come-along-badwolf:

berettabite14:

herhmione:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I think old people need to be killed at age 70. Our country would be in much better shape with Medicade not having to replace or repair joints, limbs, act to people that are not contributing anything in the first place. 
The government wouldn’t have to shell out a ton of money for old people to sit in nurcing homes and wait to die.
And the legal retirement age is 65, so they have 5 years sapping off social security checks while they’re sitting on their asses all day. 
If america set a “death at 70” law, within one presidency we’d be in significantly less debt.

oh my god

are you fucking kidding me?!

I think murder is a little more than an unpopular opinion…

come-along-badwolf:

berettabite14:

herhmione:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I think old people need to be killed at age 70. Our country would be in much better shape with Medicade not having to replace or repair joints, limbs, act to people that are not contributing anything in the first place. 

The government wouldn’t have to shell out a ton of money for old people to sit in nurcing homes and wait to die.

And the legal retirement age is 65, so they have 5 years sapping off social security checks while they’re sitting on their asses all day. 

If america set a “death at 70” law, within one presidency we’d be in significantly less debt.

oh my god

are you fucking kidding me?!

I think murder is a little more than an unpopular opinion…

  #i find this highly fucking offensive and that better be a troll blog    #it better be    #im not even going to look    #death    #murder    #old people    #stupid shit  

somethingkindofstrange:

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Okay, so this is the ‘giveaway’ i was talking about.

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I accidentally ordered two of the same figure, so i had a bit of a surprise when they came in the mail. Thought I could just give it away to someone who wants it!

It is a FiguArts Figure of Karina Lyle, who is Blue Rose in Tiger & Bunny.

She comes with multiple interchangeable pieces, along with a stand. As you can see in the first picture compared to the third, the figure is exactly as it appears on the packaging.

and yes you can totally see up her skirt, just saying

Rules!

  • You don’t have to be following me. It’s nice, but i don’t really care.
  • You MUST have your ask box / submissions open!!! (this way i can contact you if you won)
  • No sideblogs/giveaway blogs
  • Reblog this post! (only reblogs count!!!)
  • Don’t reblog it a billion times, it only counts as one note no matter how many times you reblog it. Spam is just annoying.
  • Must live in the USA! (sorry, i just don’t wanna have to deal with shipping out to another country. that makes me nervous for some reason tbh)

I’ll pick a winner on April 23rd! (one week from today) That’s enough time to get a few notes, at least.

  #giveaway    #diego you might be interested  

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

  #frozen  
isthatwhatyoumint:

kingcheddarxvii:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

OH NO
MAYA NO
NOOOOOOO

how the hell did my old apartmentstuck art end up on somebody’s math homework

isthatwhatyoumint:

kingcheddarxvii:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

OH NO

MAYA NO

NOOOOOOO

how the hell did my old apartmentstuck art end up on somebody’s math homework

  #come on guys let us reblog who the artist is so she can get some credit    #homestuck  
lexidooodle:

I will never not miss this show on CN. Star was always my fave <3  

lexidooodle:

I will never not miss this show on CN. Star was always my fave <3  

  #tt  

I’d love to hear your favourite either the most amusing or most bizarre paparazzi story

sarazarr:

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!

  #pokemon  

Warning about Bunny Day in Animal Crossing New Leaf:

fanimal-crossing:

khurel:

Once your town rolls over to bunny day, many rocks will spawn all over your town. This is for the purpose of breaking them to find Stone Eggs to turn in for Zipper T. Bunny’s prizes.

There’s a REALLY high chance that the event will glitch out where the rocks will not be removed the following day, and they’ll turn into normal unbreakable rocks.

So be sure to break all the rocks before the event ends in order to prevent this bug from happening!

!!!

  #acnl  
holoska:

good

holoska:

good

  #sonic  
blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

I found one of these on the sidewalk in my old neighborhood, and it had Vaporeon in it and it had a good chunk missing (Probably from the previous child trying to get to it) so my dad cut it open for me.

blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

I found one of these on the sidewalk in my old neighborhood, and it had Vaporeon in it and it had a good chunk missing (Probably from the previous child trying to get to it) so my dad cut it open for me.

  #pokemon  

I can hide my helmet now on Guild Wars 2?
I can hide my helmet so now everyone can see my Charr’s amazing hair and face!

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

  #things have changed but we still have a long ways to go    #feminism